A few years ago I had an unforgettable meal at KFC Kampung Air, Kota Kinabalu City. While eating inside the packed premises, suddenly the whole place smelt of glue, because someone who’s clearly a glue addict suddenly poked his head around the door, gave a maniacal laugh, walked inside, proceeded to the counter, and had the following exchange with staff:
Addict: [maniacal laugh] bagi saya Cola [or was it Pepsi]!
KFC Staff: [as if it's the most natural thing on earth, nonchalantly gives a medium sized-cup]
Addict: [turns around, walks a few steps (of course didn't pay), then turns back] Oi, tidak sedap ini!
KFC Staff: [takes back cup, pretends to "do something with it", then gives it back]
Addict: [turns around, and shouts to all patrons] JANGAN BUAT MACAM SAYA, JANGAN HISAP GAM!! [then walked out, can I say in true drug rehab los angeles style? :-)].
The story didn’t end there. He proceeded to loiter outside, then chose to sit down under a board displaying a 4D outlet’s latest results. Whenever somebody stops by to look at the board, he’d suddenly shout: “OI! Kena nombor kah???”, usually resulting in the startled punter scampering off.