This news is just so classic, starting with the headlines:
(i) the English one in The Star reads “veterinarian’s service that really sucks”;
(ii) the original article in Harian Metro [Malay language] is “rawat tupai dalam coli“, literally “treating squirrel inside bra.”

I think it’s the undisputed champion of news reports for the day.

A kindergarten teacher, 27 has a pet squirrel. It was feverish, so she took it to the vet in Taman Melawati, Ampang, Kuala Lumpur.

So what did our typical randy 52-year-old vet ask her to do? He asked her to “place the squirrel inside her blouse to keep it warm given its erratic body temperature”!!!

However, the squirrel played along, so when the vet asked her to take it out, the animal found itself stuck on her bra strap.

So the pretty lady and vet worked together to help the poor squirrel, not that he wanted to get out sooner I suppose.

Then things started to get interesting. In the midst of all that hard work, the vet somehow had a downblouse view and could not help but blurt out that she had a “good figure,” and to please “take care of her body and beautiful breasts.”

After that it’s firmly twilight zone territory. The vet then allegedly began to demonstrate to her how to massage her breasts. Then, as they say, one thing led to another, and he then could not stop himself from “groping and sucking the woman’s breasts.”

After a struggle, the doctor came to his senses, and let her go, but not before cheekily saying: “no need to pay for the treatment, thanks and please do come again.”

Wow, what a doctor eh? But she must’ve been an outstanding specimen of the female gender without the need for glucomannan.

Instead of saying you’re welcome, she made a police report.

The vet was later arrested, but the story’s ending is sad: the squirrel died shortly after returning home :-(

Source
The Star, 9 Sep 2009
Harian Metro

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