P Ramlee’s Seniman Bujang Lapok (offensive version)
March 27th, 2008Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Some words / phrases used are not suitable in polite company. If you find toilet humour funny, then this is for you.
I have no idea who dubbed this, but obviously (a) Sabahan(s). Originally received via bluetooth forwards.
P Ramlee would’ve been aghast!
Transcript:
Man: Ah f**k
Police: kau kah si kurus?
Man: bukan aku, bukan aku, tu sana tu rumah dia itu
Police:oh yang itu, bah terima kasih aa
Man: ah iyalah
Police: tok tok tok [knocking on door]
Police: oi siapa dalam tu keluar la oi, babi punya urang
Man: kasi kuat lagi, kasi kuat lagi
Police: tok tok tok [knocking on door]
Woman: siapa mengatuk macam tai’ tu
Woman: ah, kenapa?
Police: mana si kurus?
Woman: dari tadi lagi menagih hutang
Police: nah si kurus, aku kasi tau sama kau, telanggar sudah luri, di hospital sudah sekarang, dia hampir hampir bah mati, entah kenapa lah pula itu tidak lagi mati
Woman: ah mimang itu babi tu badan dia begitu, tidak pandai gemuk
Man: inaaah, antie, pulis ini, dia cakap, si kurus, si kurus, sekarang di hospital, telanggar lori besar, banyak darah dia di lantai, paham kah?
Woman:oh, mimang badan dia begitu tidak pandai gemuk
Man: hooo, kau ba… budui dia. Auntie, si kurus di hospital sekarang, tidur-tidur sana.
Woman:
Man: kepala kamu rusak! kamu saja itu.
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Muahaha!!! I think Tan Sri P.Ramlee will drop dead laughing if he see this one hahaha… If the person edited and mixed the clip nicely, it should be far more better.
Hahahahaha…damn funny!! Silaka tul siapa la punya karaja ni
Itu Om yang kasi forward saya - saya pun tidak tau dia dapat dari mana
It shows how creative sabahans are. Hope to see more.
THOSE GUYS WHO MADE THIS SHOULD BE THROWN INTO THE PIT OF ALIGATOR ALLEY!!!!!!!!!
Jagalah kamurang !!! Tebangun la si P Ramlee dari kubur. Inda sanang roh dia…
Cilaka. He he… bikin ketawa butul…
Ehh…could somebody provides the transcript? I am LOST!
I already put the transcript at the bottom of the video.
yea… if the voices are sync properly, I’m sure it can win one of the Academy Award trophy… they guy should ‘dub’ the whole movie… sure block buster
WAKAKAKA!!!
Duiiiii… pelat butul dia punya Sabahan slang tu. Hahahaha!
Wahlau… no surprise the slang is very much common in Sabah
Lol.
You should see the Dusun version too
hahahhaha i saw the Dusun version too cicak!