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    Election joke: know your DUNs (State Legislative Assemblies)

    March 5th, 2008

    Received via email forwards. I am not sure who is the author, but this has been around since at least April 2005.

    Note:
    - DUN = Dewan Undangan Negeri = state legislative assembly
    - it’s in Malay, so you’d need to understand the language to get the joke

    DUN yg paling sejuk, DUN Batu Berendam
    DUN yg paling tak de rasa, DUN Air Tawar
    DUN yg paling panas, DUN Pedas
    DUN yg paling miskin, DUN Sekupang
    DUN yg paling muda, DUN Sri Muda
    DUN yg paling lemah, DUN Batang Berjuntai
    DUN yg paling basah, DUN Sg Besar
    DUN yg kuat makan satay, DUN Kajang
    DUN yg banyak hantu, DUN Pucong
    DUN yg ada istana, DUN Kota Raja.
    DUN yg banyak ikan, DUN Tg Sepat
    DUN yg paling keras, DUN Batu Tiga
    DUN paling pendalaman, DUN Hulu Klang
    DUN banyak air, DUN Ampangan
    DUN banyak pengganas, DUN Kuala Kubu
    DUN paling takde kemajuan, DUN Gurun
    DUN paling bahaya, DUN Baling
    DUN banyak semut, DUN Kota Sarang Semut.
    DUN paling pelik, DUN Sg Ada Burung.
    DUN ada binatang, DUN Kijang
    DUN paling wangi, DUN Pokok Sena
    DUN paling tak cantik, DUN Batu Buruk
    DUN paling garang, DUN Senggarang
    DUN paling banyak berahsia, DUN Tell Anybody

    Back in 2005, it had the following extra entry:

    DUN paling berkuasa, HinDUN isteri Pak Lah

    Of course it has since been removed in newer editions.

    Then very recently, a smart alec added his entries; with obvious focus on Sabah:

    DUN paling keras, DUN Batu & DUN Tanjung Batu
    DUN paling banyak gam, DUN Gum Gum
    DUN paling manis, DUN Pantai Manis
    DUN paling banyak kertas lap, DUN Melalap
    DUN paling banyak zaman silam, DUN Silam
    DUN calon nama DUN juga, DUN Klias (Datuk Azizah Mohd Dun)
    DUN suka tampar orang, DUN Tamparuli
    DUN paling banyak kawan, DUN Kawang
    DUN paling sempurna, DUN Semporna
    DUN paling bergaya, DUN Bugaya
    DUN ada Tengku, DUN Tungku
    DUN yang banyak menang, DUN B-N lah, siapa lagi!!!

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